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| Posted by Rebecca M on 14-Aug-2005 | Terrorism Coalition Cafe
TERRORISM COALITION CAFE
ENTREES
Israeli good cheeseburger $2.50
(comes with swiss cheese to give the pretense of neutrality.)
Iraqi Ribs (SADDAM good)$13.95
(made from real Iraqi's, these ribs are really lean & all rib
dinners come with a Pakisani-nap for cleanup.)
Ghaza Strips (Chicken Strips) $5.95
(delicious chicken strips served to the table next to you- You
have to take them back.)
Saute Arabian (just what it says) $5.95
(Iran across a great deal on horseflesh.)
SIDE DISHES & APPETIZERS
Oman-That's good soup- bowl $2.00 cup $1.25
Syria-ously fresh salad sm.$.75 lg.$1.50
BEVERAGES
The Big Gulf 32oz. fountain soda $1.50
(A nod to former ass whoopin's we've handed out.)
whoop ass cola $1.50
( A nod to future ass whoopin's we've handed out.)
Osama cherry cola for you $2.00
(made with real cherry bombs, there's free refills for all
Islamic Extremists.)
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| Posted by Cheryl L. Harrison on 14-Aug-2005 | Osama Lala'sWhat do Osama's men say after he gets real drunk and has a wild
time?
Osama's Bin Lala
What is Osama spelled backwards sound like?
Amaso (I'm asshole)
THE TALIBAN SONG (sung to the song of Proud to be American)
Oh we control the country,
From the caves to the city,
We stand for buttheadism,
And they can't take that away!
'Cause we're scared not to be Taliban,
Where we live in fear each day,
We can't forget Osama the ass,
Who gave that plight to stay,
And we're thinking of switching sides,
Very soon,
Perhaps even today,
There's no doubt I hate this place,
Allah curse the Taliban
GOD BLESS THE USA!
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| Posted by Jamaahl Boxx on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton's Back!Knock Knock..........
Who's there?
Monica........
Monica Who?
Very good Mr. President just like we practiced! Now lets go to
that Press Meeting.
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| Posted by Mike J. Bowers on 14-Aug-2005 | Great Laws Of America1. It's illegal to pump gas in New Jersey. (Back to riding my
unicycle)
2. In South Carolina, you can't keep a horse in the bathtub.
(Your hiding place has been discovered Besse)
3. California's state's laws say pot-bellied pigs and hamsters
in animal shelters must be given the same treatment as cats and
dogs. (I worked 10 years trying to have that law passed.. now
all I need to do is have it enforced)
4. In Georgia, all signs must be written in English. (You are no
exception Taco Bell!)
5. In some New Jersey communities, milk is the only item you're
allowed to buy on Sundays. (What, no toothpaste either?)
6. In Massachusetts, the law says you can go to jail if you
challenge or accept a duel--even if it's never fought. (Damnit..)
7. In Montana, it's considered a felony if a wife opens her
husbands mail for him. (Whoops)
8. In Arkansas, the government passed a law saying Arkansas must
be pronounced "Arkansaw." (Thank the Lord!)
9. On Sundays in S. Carolina, you can't buy TV's and radios.
(AND RADIOS??!!)
10. In Massachusetts, you can't frighten a pigeon unless it's on
your property. (Good thing I own all of Boston)
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| Posted by Private Private on 14-Aug-2005 | george gets helpOne night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.
Bush asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country, now that I am elected President?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised
George.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the
dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country, now that I am elected President?" Bush asked. "Cut
taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another
figure movinginthe shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.
"Abe, what is the best thing I could do for the country, now
that I have been elected President?" Bush asked. "Go to the
theatre," replied Abe.
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| Posted by rkzad on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton and Bush talkWhat did Clinton say to Bush on the way out of White House?
I hear you have to daughters. Do you think they might wanna
intern for me?
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| Posted by Piper_85 on 14-Aug-2005 | The Democratic Party SymbolDid you notice that the symbol for the Democratic Party is a
jackass?
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| Posted by Dv_ on 14-Aug-2005 | Republicans' New SymbolRepublicans announced today they are changing their emblem from
a elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects their
party's political stance.
A condom protects a bunch of dicks, and gives a sense of
security while screwing others, but is not really effective.
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| Posted by Nicki Escudero on 14-Aug-2005 | What To Do?One morning a local highway department crew reaches their
job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The
crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the
situation.
The supervisor radios back and says, "Don't worry, we'll send
some shovels... just lean on each other until they arrive."
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| Posted by gabriel on 14-Aug-2005 | Arkansas WorkersA fellow stopped at a rural petrol station and, after filling
his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. As he stood
by his car, drinking his Pepsi, he noticed a couple of men
working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move
on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole.
While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet
behind filling in the hole.
The men worked right past the fellow with the Pepsi and went on
down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man, tossing the
can in a recycling bin and heading down the road toward the men.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's
going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we work for the state of Arkansas," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up.
You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the
state's money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on
his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of
us--me, Rodney and Mike.
I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the
dirt back. Now just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean that
Mike and me can't work."
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