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| Posted by Cassie Friend on 14-Aug-2005 | ewwwwwman, your breath stinks!!!!!!!...i think ur toung farted!!
hahahah
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| Posted by Alex A. Tarlescu on 14-Aug-2005 | The Belgium and his friend Thre good friend are in a bar .A Belgium ,Marrocan and a
Turkich.
And they waer drinking Bier fore a long time.Theyn the Marrocan
ses :
Let's have a competion of drinking the most bier and the one
that stops forst mast pay.The adders sey O.K
They stardet to drink fore a hour .The Marrocan drinkt 20 biers
the Belium 15 .the Belgium stops and gos to the toilet .
The Maroccan drinks 25 alraydy and the Turkich 25 .
The Marrocan stops at yhe 30 bier and gos to the toilet.
The Belgium and Marrocan watch the Turkich drinking his 40 bier.
And they ask wy are you never going to the toilet .
The Turkich ses :Ho! Yes i always go bat today i have a dyper on.
hahaha!!
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| Posted by craig brennan on 14-Aug-2005 | Truck Driver RetirementA truck driver was interveiwed after 40 years of truck driving
and his retirement party. They asked him one question that
really made him think.
"So, sir, after 40 years of being a truck driver, what is one
thing you have learned?"
The man took a deep breath and let it out and he sighed.
Finally, he replied.
"You learn a lot on the road. But what really struck me is one
thing. When you are driving on a routine 10 hour drive, you
realize, down the road somewhere is a truck, the same as yours,
the same size weight, and carrying the same load of
supplies---going the other way."
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| Posted by JenReo on 14-Aug-2005 | Opportunity at Dark Side Consulting GroupPosition Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting
Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this
position would like galactic travel and possess a complete
understanding of and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a
willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning
initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating
a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered
space/air vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is
also required, which may be performed using the Force or hand
weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in
study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would
typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant. Applicants should also be familiar with holographic
projection equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license
(for all classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give
in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or
Jedi mind tricks to control others is also desirable, as is the
ability to speak several galactic languages. Ideal candidates
for this position would also have no children or other living
relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire
would be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience,
and is extremely competitive for this field.
Benefits include a generous severance package, a company
starship, and a dark-colored clothingallowance. The Apprentice
Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master, and
experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to
the success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly
valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens.
Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit
them holographically to: jobs@darkside.com.
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization,
founded a long time ago. Our core values reflect the short-term
advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the
long-term desirability of controlling the galaxy. We provide
direction to our partner organizations through knowledge
management, incident control and our rapid on-site intervention
expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial
Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many
large software companies.
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| Posted by Mo Jo on 14-Aug-2005 | Captain Hook's Death!Why did captain hook die?
Because he wiped his ass with the wrong hand!
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| Posted by Billy Gilman Fanatic on 14-Aug-2005 | Cow ToolWhat is the cow favorite object?
A Cowculater?
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by c@t on 14-Aug-2005 | corn Yo mama so poor,she saw a corn on your daddy's toe and she
ate it!
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| Posted by whitney on 14-Aug-2005 | babyWhats red, silver, and crawls into the wall?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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| Posted by Kathleen E. Ryan on 14-Aug-2005 | MaineWhat is the capital of Maine?
M
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| Posted by Paul S. Morette on 14-Aug-2005 | stupid menThere was a man called steven and a man called andy they went to
the bar to get a packet of crisps then the woman at the bar said
they could only have them if see kissed one of them this woman
was coverd in scabs so andy kissed her and took her to the bed
room he
picked the scabs off her and put it in a crisp packet then he
threw it out the window then steven saw them and started to
eating them
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