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| Posted by Zarra on 09-Aug-2005 | You won't skid if youYou won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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| Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 09-Aug-2005 | 1. Act out your version1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".
3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.
4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.
5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out "what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art".
6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught.
7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.
8. Leave prank messages on the CEO's voice mail.
9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.
10. Elevator surfing!
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| Posted by Sean Wicklund on 09-Aug-2005 | Eagles may soar, free andEagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
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| Posted by carl e. ashworth on 09-Aug-2005 | All good things must comeAll good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!
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| Posted by Sameo X. Sameo on 09-Aug-2005 | The hidden flaw never remainsThe hidden flaw never remains hidden.
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| Posted by Domini V. Cunningham on 09-Aug-2005 | If you cannot hope forIf you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.
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| Posted by Jeepster_J_Gill on 09-Aug-2005 | Never go to a doctorNever go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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| Posted by trevor_chong on 09-Aug-2005 | Any line, however short, isAny line, however short, is still too long.
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| Posted by math jokes on 09-Aug-2005 | There are no winners inThere are no winners in life...only survivors.
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| Posted by basketballgal on 09-Aug-2005 | I will get it doneI will get it done when I get it done!
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