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| Posted by geoff bauer on 09-Aug-2005 | When it gets to beWhen it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
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| Posted by JELLOSA on 09-Aug-2005 | If the probability of successIf the probability of success is not almost one, it is very near zero.
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | If you try to pleaseIf you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
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| Posted by Greg Y on 09-Aug-2005 | Opportunity always knocks at theOpportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
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| Posted by robby girsham on 09-Aug-2005 | When working toward the solutionWhen working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer, provided of course you know that there is a problem.
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| Posted by Mr Leafy on 09-Aug-2005 | Mencken's Law: There isMencken's Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
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| Posted by richelle on 09-Aug-2005 | This "law" has been intentionallyThis "law" has been intentionally left blank.
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| Posted by Eagle on 09-Aug-2005 | It is important to keepIt is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
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| Posted by Brandon w. Huston on 09-Aug-2005 | Wood's Axiom: As soonWood's Axiom: As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.
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| Posted by Nikki on 09-Aug-2005 | Asking dumb questions is easierAsking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
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