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When a lie fails, the

When a lie fails, the truth saves what remained.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Conway's Law: In any

Posted by mantis on 09-Aug-2005

Conway's Law: In any

Conway's Law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on; this person must be fired. Corollaries: 1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. 2. The first person who stops by, whose advice you really don't want to hear, will see it immediately.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Of all forces acting on

Posted by Ruth e. conners on 09-Aug-2005

Of all forces acting on

Of all forces acting on man, change is the most beneficial and the most cruel.

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	():Office Humor (1254): In spite of all evidence

Posted by Stiny on 09-Aug-2005

In spite of all evidence

In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies.

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	():Office Humor (1254): The simplest subjects are the

Posted by Amanda L. Graves on 09-Aug-2005

The simplest subjects are the

The simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower

Posted by Kurht R. Engle on 09-Aug-2005

Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower

Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Any theory can be made

Posted by pete w. rushin on 09-Aug-2005

Any theory can be made

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

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	():Office Humor (1254): To steal ideas from one

Posted by taylor on 09-Aug-2005

To steal ideas from one

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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	():Office Humor (1254): If at first you don't

Posted by SweetAnne on 09-Aug-2005

If at first you don't

If at first you don't succeed, try something else.

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	():Office Humor (1254): 1. If it rings, put

Posted by Evan Hawbaker on 09-Aug-2005

1. If it rings, put

1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it's the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it's handwritten, type it.
8. if it's typed, copy it.
9. If it's copied, file it.
10. If it's Friday, forget it!

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