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| Posted by Heather H on 09-Aug-2005 | There is nothing so smallThere is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.
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| Posted by Mojo Barajas on 09-Aug-2005 | People can be divided intoPeople can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
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| Posted by Steven Strazzulla on 09-Aug-2005 | Progress is made by lazyProgress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
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| Posted by Karlina Fierling on 11-Aug-2005 | Dress CodeA woman calls a nother women and asks what the dress code is. I the women on the on the other side of the phone replies very confidential!
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| Posted by Dan Linsky on 09-Aug-2005 | He who shouts the loudestHe who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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| Posted by Helcias E. Galan on 09-Aug-2005 | Any time things appear toAny time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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():Office Humor (1254): Winning isn't everything, but losing |
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| Posted by kelly a. waever on 09-Aug-2005 | Winning isn't everything, but losingWinning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
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| Posted by John C. Kober on 09-Aug-2005 | Hinds' Law Of Computer Programming:Hinds' Law Of Computer Programming: 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. 3) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. 4) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. 5) The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. 6) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. 7) Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
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| Posted by Simba A. Rafiki on 09-Aug-2005 | There is no safety inThere is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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| Posted by bob d. mackland on 09-Aug-2005 | What you don't do isWhat you don't do is always more important than what you do.
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