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| Posted by regina on 09-Aug-2005 | There are only two forcesThere are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon
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| Posted by Henry Alarcon on 09-Aug-2005 | Why did the Roman EmpireWhy did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
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| Posted by Alfredo Guzman on 09-Aug-2005 | All our dreams can comeAll our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
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| Posted by Hoochie on 09-Aug-2005 | 1. I'm really keen to1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.
2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.
3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
4. I know where you live.
5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."
6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.
7. Happy faces.
8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.
9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.
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| Posted by daguydude dada on 09-Aug-2005 | It is not how someoneIt is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you.
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| Posted by Blitz Krieg on 09-Aug-2005 | Oliver's Law of Location:Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
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| Posted by Cynthia M on 09-Aug-2005 | The hardest thing in lifeThe hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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| Posted by Luis H. Praun on 09-Aug-2005 | Tom had this problem ofTom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, " The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, " But where were you yesterday?"
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| Posted by hiyayaywhopee on 09-Aug-2005 | Exceptions always outnumber rules.Exceptions always outnumber rules.
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| Posted by CHIVA on 09-Aug-2005 | Frustration is not having anyoneFrustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
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