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| Posted by Big Man on 09-Aug-2005 | The "think positive" leader tendsThe "think positive" leader tends to listen to his subordinate's premonitions only during the postmortems.
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| Posted by DeLio on 09-Aug-2005 | Government's Law: There isGovernment's Law: There is an exception to all laws.
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| Posted by Eddy on 09-Aug-2005 | According to the official figures,According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
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| Posted by Mr Female on 09-Aug-2005 | The farther away the futureThe farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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| Posted by PattiebOy on 09-Aug-2005 | Don't let your mouth writeDon't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley
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| Posted by james on 09-Aug-2005 | Carlson's Consolation: Nothing isCarlson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example.
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| Posted by EuroSong on 09-Aug-2005 | If you are given twoIf you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.
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| Posted by Ms. Piggy on 09-Aug-2005 | Real programmers don't announce howReal programmers don't announce how many times the operations department called them last night.
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| Posted by psycho_zodiac on 09-Aug-2005 | You have the capacity toYou have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
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| Posted by Erica A. Crossfield on 09-Aug-2005 | Gumperson's Law: The probabilityGumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
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