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| Posted by Big Huka on 09-Aug-2005 | The probability of anything happeningThe probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
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| Posted by Mr. Buttler on 09-Aug-2005 | Early to rise and earlyEarly to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
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| Posted by Steph Reddin on 09-Aug-2005 | Confession is good for theConfession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.
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| Posted by Cal-Girl on 09-Aug-2005 | Just when you get reallyJust when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore.
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| Posted by Emz on 09-Aug-2005 | All general statements are false;All general statements are false; think about it.
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| Posted by BLonDy chic on 09-Aug-2005 | Thinking is hard work.Thinking is hard work. One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
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| Posted by Matt walsh on 09-Aug-2005 | First Law of Procrastination:First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).
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| Posted by Josh Fife on 09-Aug-2005 | Excellence can be attained ifExcellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible.
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| Posted by rochy on 09-Aug-2005 | Carson's Observation on Footwear:Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
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| Posted by Wesley Allen on 09-Aug-2005 | Don't look back, something mayDon't look back, something may be gaining on you.
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