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| Posted by matt stallramp on 09-Aug-2005 | The other line always movesThe other line always moves faster.
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| Posted by Peter B. Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | If it is worth doing,If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
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| Posted by Zachary Sponey on 09-Aug-2005 | Any improbable event which wouldAny improbable event which would create maximum confusion.
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| Posted by Robert Frecer on 09-Aug-2005 | Never do anything you wouldn'tNever do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
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| Posted by Stephanie J. Gladue on 09-Aug-2005 | It is the dead woodIt is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
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| Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005 | Creativity is no substitute forCreativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
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| Posted by Allison A. Harwell on 09-Aug-2005 | Bierman's Laws of Contracts:Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's". (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's". (3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved "what if's".
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| Posted by julij on 09-Aug-2005 | All inanimate objects can moveAll inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
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| Posted by Scott D. Willson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sanity and insanity overlap aSanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
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| Posted by Lauren Prescott on 09-Aug-2005 | In any hierarchy, each individualIn any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
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