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| Posted by TruPatriot on 09-Aug-2005 | Producing a system from aProducing a system from a specification is like walking on water; it's easier if it's frozen.
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 09-Aug-2005 | Don't blame me; nobody askedDon't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
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| Posted by Fildog 007 on 09-Aug-2005 | The paperless office will becomeThe paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
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| Posted by Abby Proffer on 09-Aug-2005 | Never eat prunes when youNever eat prunes when you are famished.
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| Posted by Kevin T. Cargill on 09-Aug-2005 | When you dial a wrongWhen you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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| Posted by Jimmy m. Pfahler on 09-Aug-2005 | Batman is the hero anyBatman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst
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| Posted by Matthew G. Hornby on 09-Aug-2005 | If anything is used toIf anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
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| Posted by Lily Glynn on 09-Aug-2005 | If your next pot ofIf your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.
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| Posted by Damian Pacecca on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing ever comes out asNothing ever comes out as planned.
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| Posted by Dave Krill on 09-Aug-2005 | If Murphy's Law can goIf Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
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