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| Posted by phillip on 09-Aug-2005 | People who love sausage andPeople who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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| Posted by Ken c. Jupre on 09-Aug-2005 | In any household, junk accumulatesIn any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.
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| Posted by sproutz on 09-Aug-2005 | Never leave hold of whatNever leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
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| Posted by Gary E. Suter on 09-Aug-2005 | Parkinson's Laws: First LawParkinson's Laws: First Law - Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. Second Law - Expenditures rise to meet income. Fourth Law - The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done. Law of Committees - The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item. Fifth Law - If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it. Sixth Law - Action expands to fill the void created by human failure.
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| Posted by Amelia O. Rawls on 09-Aug-2005 | Believing is seeing.Believing is seeing.
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| Posted by Jared A. Bassette on 09-Aug-2005 | The world is divided intoThe world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem.
Those who don't know are also in two groups.
One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn!
But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. And they become unit managers!
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| Posted by Erika on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing is ever as simpleNothing is ever as simple as it seems.
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| Posted by Japeloup on 09-Aug-2005 | Say no, then negotiate.Say no, then negotiate.
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| Posted by brneyedbabe04 on 09-Aug-2005 | 1. I believe that1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan-start-finish, but is wait-plan-plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
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| Posted by KharmaQueen on 09-Aug-2005 | It is not enough toIt is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too.
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