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| Posted by Becca Dawson on 09-Aug-2005 | Measure with a micrometer.Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | Johnson's Corollary: Nobody reallyJohnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
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| Posted by lindsey on 09-Aug-2005 | When it's you against theWhen it's you against the world, bet on the world.
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| Posted by Vegitto on 09-Aug-2005 | Always remember to pillage BEFOREAlways remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
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| Posted by William Jones on 09-Aug-2005 | Everyone has a scheme forEveryone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
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| Posted by Kino Makoto on 09-Aug-2005 | The more you run overThe more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
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| Posted by LesFesses on 09-Aug-2005 | Complex problems have simple, easyComplex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
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| Posted by DODGY DUDE on 09-Aug-2005 | A fool and his moneyA fool and his money stabilize the economy.
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| Posted by Marissa on 09-Aug-2005 | First Rule of History:First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
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| Posted by Jared Simons on 09-Aug-2005 | There are two ways toThere are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.
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