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| Posted by Periwinkle on 11-Aug-2005 | LightbulbHow many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They let the free market take care of it.
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| Posted by Scott Johnson on 11-Aug-2005 | Stevie WonderHave you ever seen Stevie Wonder's car?
Neither has he.
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| Posted by Gina E. Haver on 11-Aug-2005 | BlondineHow many blonde jokes are there?
Just one.The others are true.
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| Posted by Killa V. Sleuce on 11-Aug-2005 | You are so poorYou are so poor that when i ask to use your
restroom you gave me two sticks, one to
hold the ceiling strate and one to battle the roaches.
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| Posted by Sydney Lober on 11-Aug-2005 | Random HilarityIf your mother is a washing machine and your father is a competative hot dog eater, what are you?
NO! because dog houses cant fly!
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| Posted by greenmachine on 11-Aug-2005 | MoneyCustomer: How do i stand for a ?30,000 loan
Bank Manager: You dont you grovel
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| Posted by Marjey Muffet on 11-Aug-2005 | FaxThere was a man who walked up to the bartender talking to his hand the bartender says i have a cell phone installed in my hand the bartender says whatever the man asks where the bathroom is the bartender points to it a half an hour later the man is still not back from the bathroom yet so the bartender goes to check on him the man is lying down on the floor with his pants down holding a roll of toilet paper the bartender says what the hell are you doing the man replies "reicieving a fax"
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| Posted by Julie Evangelou on 11-Aug-2005 | HaramiWhy do jews stink?
because they are dirty bastards!
Why do jews have big noses?
because air is free!
Why did the jews wander the desert for 40 years before finding the promised land?
because someone lost 50 cents!!!
why do jewish women have dirty pussies?
because they are prostitutes!!
what would you have if you had 1000000 negroes on the moon?
a good start!!
a white woman was fed up of dating white men and said that she wanted to try a negro, so she goes to a bar and finds a negro and takes him home. she gets naked and lies with her legs open and says to him " do what you negroes do best", so he grabs the tv and runs away !!!!
why do blondes date negroes?
to get their handbags back!!!
what happens when a naked negro with an erection runs into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour? He breaks his lips!!!!
A Negro was walking down the beach one day when he sees an old lamp, he rubs it and out comes a genie, who grants him 2 wishes. The Negroes 1st wish was to be white and in an instant he was white, for his 2nd wish he said to the genie I wish I never have to work again for the rest of my life and in an instant he was black again !!!!
Why do Negroes always have sex on the mind ? Because they have pubic hair on their head !
Women who swallow spunk after blowjob are cannibals because they are eating part of another humans body!
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| Posted by Ryan Warden on 11-Aug-2005 | Funnier Frog loan JokeOne day a frog went to the teller at the bank. The frog noticed that the nametag on the teller's shirt red "Pat Whack". The teller asks who he is. The frog says he is McJaggert's son. The frog said he like to take out a $10,000 loan. She replied, "that is alot of money, what have you got for collateral? The frog handed her a little plastic pig. Pat whack asks the frog what is. The frog said, "I dont know". Pat Whack goes to talk to her manager. Pat Whack said to her manager a frog wants to take out a loan for $10,000 and use this as collateral. What is this? Her manager replies its a nic-nac patty whack give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone!
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| Posted by supachick on 11-Aug-2005 | Al GoreIf brains were a job,Al Gore would be on welfare!!!
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