|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Krazie on 09-Aug-2005 | Laziness is the mother ofLaziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Anna K on 09-Aug-2005 | The bag that breaks isThe bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by desiree on 09-Aug-2005 | It is impossible to buildIt is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Brittani on 09-Aug-2005 | Woodward's Law: A theoryWoodward's Law: A theory is better than its explanation.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by IOVANA on 09-Aug-2005 | Assumption is the mother ofAssumption is the mother of all foul-ups.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
():Office Humor (1254): Real programmers don't number paragraph |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Christopher C. Lewis on 09-Aug-2005 | Real programmers don't number paragraphReal programmers don't number paragraph names consecutively.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by LilSexyDevil13 on 09-Aug-2005 | If a straight line fitIf a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Nick K on 09-Aug-2005 | Good listeners are not onlyGood listeners are not only popular everywhere, but after awhile they know something.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by ayo ogunseinde on 09-Aug-2005 | The phone will not ringThe phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Kara on 09-Aug-2005 | People specialize in their areaPeople specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
| |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|