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| Posted by Pikachu Pikachu on 09-Aug-2005 | If you aim for theIf you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not yet made it to the moon.
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| Posted by Anton Ko on 09-Aug-2005 | Gray's Law of Programming:Gray's Law of Programming: 'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
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| Posted by Smile E. Girl on 09-Aug-2005 | We all want progress, butWe all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. - C.S. Lewis
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| Posted by Globegirl Yeates on 09-Aug-2005 | Anthony's Law of the Workshop:Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
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| Posted by Dianthus W on 09-Aug-2005 | Join in the new gameJoin in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
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| Posted by Ol-Dirty on 09-Aug-2005 | No good deed goes unpunished.No good deed goes unpunished.
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 09-Aug-2005 | SNAFU Equations: 1) GivenSNAFU Equations: 1) Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns. 2) An object or bit of information most needed will be least available. 3) Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible. 4) Interchangeable devices won't. 5) In any human endeavor, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else. 6) Badness comes in waves.
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| Posted by dove on 09-Aug-2005 | Everyone hits a brick wallEveryone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.
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| Posted by kiks6 on 09-Aug-2005 | The most interesting results happenThe most interesting results happen only once.
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| Posted by Wai-San Kwan on 09-Aug-2005 | For every "10" there areFor every "10" there are 10 "1's".
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