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| Posted by caryline kelly on 09-Aug-2005 | If idiots could fly, thisIf idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 09-Aug-2005 | Hanson's Treatment of Time:Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
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| Posted by Ella F. Unt on 09-Aug-2005 | There is a coherent planThere is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005 | In most offices, the photocopierIn most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.
The copier is out of order!
Yes, we have called the service man.
Yes, he will be in today.
No, we cannot fix it.
No, we do not know how long it will take.
No, we do not know what caused it.
No, we do not know who broke it.
Yes, we are keeping it.
No, we do not know what you are going to do now.
Thank You
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| Posted by David Stouffer on 09-Aug-2005 | Remember the golden rule: ThoseRemember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
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| Posted by Lewis W. Winn on 09-Aug-2005 | If you want to makeIf you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.
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| Posted by Kidd Turbofire on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing can be done inNothing can be done in one trip.
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| Posted by Austin Garrison on 09-Aug-2005 | When you are sure you'reWhen you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
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| Posted by Samantha Prahl on 09-Aug-2005 | If you cannot dazzle themIf you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies.
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 09-Aug-2005 | Nowlan's Theory: He whoNowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
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