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| Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005 | Grabel's Law: 2 isGrabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
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| Posted by Mindy L. Haag on 09-Aug-2005 | Progress may have been allProgress may have been all right once, but it went on too long.
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| Posted by Marie-Eve Gagne on 09-Aug-2005 | The worse your line isThe worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
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| Posted by Scavenger on 09-Aug-2005 | I once worked as aI once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.
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| Posted by christina d. clemons on 09-Aug-2005 | Berkeley's Laws: (1) TheBerkeley's Laws: (1) The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be. (2) Ignorance is no excuse. (3) Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman. (4) Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have a single answer. (5) Most general statements are false, including this one. (6) An exception - test a rule; it never proves it. (7) The moment you have worked out an answer, start checking it; it probably isn't right. (8) If there is an opportunity to make a mistake, sooner or later the mistake will be made. (9) Check the answer you have worked out once more - before you tell anybody. - Edmund C. Berkeley
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| Posted by matt a. conway on 09-Aug-2005 | People will buy anything thatPeople will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.
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| Posted by elliott m on 09-Aug-2005 | Have you flogged your crewHave you flogged your crew today?
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| Posted by StrikerSixer76 on 09-Aug-2005 | Advertising Rule: In writingAdvertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.
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| Posted by Green Hornet on 09-Aug-2005 | Bureaucracy: a method for transformingBureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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| Posted by Sunny Girl on 09-Aug-2005 | Anything in parentheses can beAnything in parentheses can be ignored.
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