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Your so poor,when i rang the doorbell.

You stuck your head out the window and said''ding dong''.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Money on Trees

Posted by Evan Lemoine on 11-Aug-2005

Money on Trees

Q: Why doesn't money grow on trees?
A: Because the banks control all of the branches.

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	():Office Humor (1254): Confiscated PC.

Posted by Alex Taylor on 11-Aug-2005

Confiscated PC.

For anyone else who keeps records of the trash posted on these boards.
This is your day

I am posting this from a PC that was confiscated from a user who thought nothing could happen

I bought it for GP (it's a pile)

And thanks to my records

More will be available soon

Bobby hasn't posted for a while

They must have been to his door too.

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	():Office Humor (1254): When you have no money how to get free drinks

Posted by Serena N. Tsukino on 11-Aug-2005

When you have no money how to get free drinks

There was this man who was down on his luck and felt he needed a few drinks. He went to this bar and drank several drinks, when he was done he stood up and walked toward the door. The bartender shouted at the man, "Hey mister, are you going to pay for those drinks?"

The man looked back at the bartender and replied "I already paid you," then walked out the bar. Almost immediately he saw one of his friends and told him about the bartender, "Just go in there and drink all you want then get up and leave, When the bartender asks you to pay the tab, just tell him you already did." This sounded easy enough so he went in and had several drinks, The bartender went to him and said, "Before you came in, another man was here before you, when I asked him to pay his tab he told me he already did, but I don't remember him paying me."

The man replied, "I would love to stay and here your story but I don't have time, can I have my change please?"

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	():Office Humor (1254): Poor and dumb

Posted by Jay Macdonald on 11-Aug-2005

Poor and dumb

Yo mama so poor ,when i rang the doorbell at yo house,she stuck her bald, over wrinkeled face out the the window and said"ding dong'".

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	():Office Humor (1254): 3 Economists

Posted by Michael C. Basquill on 11-Aug-2005

3 Economists

Three economists are out deer hunting one day when they see a huge buck in the clearing in front of them. The first economist takes aim with his rifle and fires. The bullet goes flying by the deer, about 20 feet in front of it.
The second economist decides to give it a try. He takes aim and shoots. The bullet goes flying by the deer, this time about 20 feet behind the deer.

At this point, the third economist starts jumping up and down, overcome with joy, yelling: WE GOT IT!! WE GOT IT!!

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	():Office Humor (1254): Fake 90 dollar bill in Florida

Posted by superM65 on 11-Aug-2005

Fake 90 dollar bill in Florida

A guy in Miami who was in charge of the elections in 2000, is fired for the fiasco, so he decides to get into fake money business. Trying to be original, he prints a lot of new 90 dollar bills! He then tries to see if people would know the bills are fake. He enters a shop and goes to the cash:
-" Can you please break this 90 dollar bill for me?"

-" I am sorry sir, I can not, but I will ask the manager. By the way, do you want three 30 dollar bills or two 45 dollar ones?"

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	():Office Humor (1254): Dog

Posted by Heather M. Jones on 11-Aug-2005

Dog

A dog walks into a bar and instead of rapping says to the bar tender "Hey, Dog! How about a beer" The dog drinks it and goes to the restroom. In the restroom he meets other dogs. All dogs Rap, and cuss that's how you know a DOG.

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