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| Posted by Susie S on 09-Aug-2005 | Emersons' Law of Contrariness: OurEmersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.
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| Posted by amylynn on 09-Aug-2005 | I have run out ofI have run out of sick leave, so I'm calling in dead.
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| Posted by Barry G. Wood on 09-Aug-2005 | Two heads are more numerousTwo heads are more numerous than one.
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| Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 09-Aug-2005 | Do whatever your enemies doDo whatever your enemies do not want you to do.
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| Posted by T Slat on 09-Aug-2005 | If there is a 50-50If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.
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| Posted by LilSexyDevil13 on 09-Aug-2005 | When in doubt, use bruteWhen in doubt, use brute force.
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| Posted by Jaiva on 09-Aug-2005 | If everything is coming yourIf everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.
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| Posted by Jimmy m. Pfahler on 09-Aug-2005 | Blessed is he who hasBlessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living.
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| Posted by Matt A. Rogers on 09-Aug-2005 | Quigley's Law: Whoever hasQuigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
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| Posted by Patricia Pezzullo on 09-Aug-2005 | Wisdom consists of knowing whenWisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection.
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