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| Posted by Jade Cat on 09-Aug-2005 | Automatic simply means that youAutomatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
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| Posted by Jim henswot on 09-Aug-2005 | Zymurgy's First Law Of EvolvingZymurgy's First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
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| Posted by Alejandra Murrietta on 09-Aug-2005 | Real programmers write readable code,Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
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| Posted by Kuhrsartep on 09-Aug-2005 | There has been opposition toThere has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.
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| Posted by coolkaty on 09-Aug-2005 | It is later than youIt is later than you think.
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| Posted by A very nice person who doesn't swear on 09-Aug-2005 | If an experiment works, youIf an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
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| Posted by hairymouth on 09-Aug-2005 | The 5 P's : PreparationThe 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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| Posted by jalover on 09-Aug-2005 | Common sense is not soCommon sense is not so common.
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | Arnold's Laws of Documentation:Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
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| Posted by Tomy on 09-Aug-2005 | If it is worth doing,If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for money.
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