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| Posted by Joslyn L. Wick on 09-Aug-2005 | As they say in Beirut,As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.
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| Posted by Lethia E. Edmondson on 09-Aug-2005 | Real programmers don't notch theirReal programmers don't notch their desks for each completed service request.
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| Posted by Nick N. Markovic on 09-Aug-2005 | There are two things onThere are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.
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| Posted by kittilov on 09-Aug-2005 | Hanlon's Razor: Never attributeHanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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| Posted by Candii on 09-Aug-2005 | Two neighbors were talking aboutTwo neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
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| Posted by Eagle on 09-Aug-2005 | To avoid criticism, do nothing,To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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| Posted by Kylee Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing is as permanent asNothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.
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| Posted by Ryan Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Others will look to youOthers will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
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| Posted by missee d. on 09-Aug-2005 | The only time to beThe only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.
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| Posted by Stephanie S. De Melo on 09-Aug-2005 | Given a bad start, troubleGiven a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate.
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