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| Posted by Erin on 09-Aug-2005 | Three is equal to fourTheorem: 3=4
Proof:
Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
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| Posted by +--JoKeR--+ on 09-Aug-2005 | Math one-linerIf parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
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| Posted by Jennifer Tanko on 09-Aug-2005 | Math one-linerStudent: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?
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| Posted by Dragon_Maiden on 09-Aug-2005 | Four is equal to fiveTheorem: 4 = 5
Proof:
-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5
4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4
(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2
4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2
4 = 5
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():Math Jokes (70): PROOF THAT ALL ODD NUMBERS ARE PRIME |
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| Posted by Canice J. Leung on 08-Aug-2005 | PROOF THAT ALL ODD NUMBERS ARE PRIME:
Mathmatician -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, the rest follows by induction.
Statistician -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is expermental error so throw it out, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, the rest follows by induction.
Computer Scientist -- 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, ....
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| Posted by Sophie R. Todd on 09-Aug-2005 | Statistical one-linerQ: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.
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| Posted by daguydude dada on 08-Aug-2005 | Mathematical baby formulaAdd a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
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| Posted by JJ_OU812 on 08-Aug-2005 | StatisticsStatistics are like a bikini; What is revealed is interesting; What is concealed is crucial.
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| Posted by swarm on 09-Aug-2005 | Worries while flyingTwo statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left.
However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.
However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"
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| Posted by Courtney L. van Emmerik on 09-Aug-2005 | Purchasing the shoesA shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No problem," says the mathematician, "there is a simple equation for that," and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, "What is that symbol?" "That is the Greek letter pi." "What is pi?" "That is the ratio between the circumference and the diameter of a circle." Upon this the shoeseller cries out: "What does a circle have to do with shoes?!"
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