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| Posted by Will F. Murray on 14-Aug-2005 | God & A LawyerQ: What is the difference between God and A lawyer?
A: God doesn't think of himself as a lawyer.
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| Posted by Kathyren M. Williams on 14-Aug-2005 | Why Promise the Truth?In every single sex scandal that there is, in any court case that is, you
always have to promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
the truth. One of them obviously has to be lying, so what's the point?
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| Posted by The Purple Lady on 14-Aug-2005 | How About ThatTwo law partners were walking down the street one day and agreed that the
first one to die would come back and help the other from beyond. As it
turned out, the older of the two did in fact die a couple of weeks later
and that left the younger lawyer all alone and very discouraged. He waited
and waited and his partner never showed any signs of contacting him. Then,
after about two months, a friend suggested he go visit a clairvoyant and
maybe receive the help he needed. The younger lawyer summoned up as much
courage as he could and found the address. After walking down a seemingly
never ending set of steps and rapping the brass knocker a couple of times,
the door opened and through a screen of dangling beads, he saw a little
old lady sitting at a table with a crystal ball in front of her. "Can you
help me please?" he said. "My partner just recently died and I would very
much like to get in contact with him." To which the woman responded, "for
50 dollars you can talk to your partner, but he won't be able to talk to
you. For 100 dollars, he will be able to talk to you, but not you to him.
And for 200 dollars, you will both be able to talk to each other while I'm
drinking a glass of water."
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| Posted by Critcal Moment on 14-Aug-2005 | Room full of lawyersWhat do you have when you have a room full of lawyers up to
there necks in shit?
ANWSER: Not enough shit!
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| Posted by Nick N. Markovic on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyer vs. GigoloWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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| Posted by Diamond D on 14-Aug-2005 | ShameWhat's the definition of a shame?
A bus of lawyers going off a cliff.
What's the definition of a crying shame?
When there's an unfilled seat.
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| Posted by David S. Cornwell on 14-Aug-2005 | A gun with 2 bulletsQ. What do you do if you are in a room with Adolf Hitler and a lawer with
a gun and 2 bullets?
A. Shoot the lawer twice.
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| Posted by MrTricky61 on 14-Aug-2005 | Difference Between a Lawyer ...What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster awakes each morning ready and willing to cluck
defiance.
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| Posted by Kendr Reneah on 14-Aug-2005 | SkunkWhat did the judge say when the skunk ran into the court room?
Odor in the court!
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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyers and SharksIf you throw a lawyer into a pool of man-eating, hungry sharks,
why would they not attack him?
Professional courtesy!
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